"This B is TV-Free": Day Twenty

Well, well, well.

Things have finally gotten serious. SERIOUS. All caps. Things have been unfunny, and they have been weird, but now they are getting straight up real.

This one was not fun because I let the camera roll for minutes and minutes while I just thought out loud, with no sort of structure or argument whatsoever. Still, I felt it was important to actually say what I thought about it than just going for what could maybe possibly somewhere get a laugh.

Without further ado...

Thank you for everything that you are.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Nineteen

So, I'm sleepy.

COOLEST STORY.

I'm sorry for talking about my anatomy in this one... but, like, have you seen my calves?

For every person who has said something nice about these, or even thought it, it means a lot.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Eighteen

There is nothing of value here, EXCEPT FOR TAYLOR SWIFT AND GOATS.

Also, I have to thank these fools for always being good sports.

Welcome back to the states, Mel. Thank you, lovelies.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Seventeen

Zero motivation to do this. And if you're thinking what I'm thinking - you're over this and it's lame and it's dumb and it's bad.

But I'll continue on... because that's logical. Only 30 more of these until Easter.

 

Without TV, I've been spending about 90% of my time listening/watching music, so if anyone wants to offer up some new suggestions for me, I am game. 

Thanks for everything.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Sixteen

God, so badly do I want to recut this with the "Sweet Sixteen" intro playing before the video, but alas, it is after midnight on a Friday in Lent, so I obviously have a date with a steak.

If you want to get buzzed, drink every time I say "you know." If you want to get obliterated, let me know and I will send you a mega cut of all the "you know"'s I cut out. Why do I talk like that, you know?
 

Gracias, amigos.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Fifteen

Don't say I never give you exotic locales!

I will never chew gum again. Ever. In my life. Get some sleep.

I love you, always, forever, near and far, closer together.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Fourteen

If "enough" "people" watch this, I'll post a "bonus" video... of all the yawns I cut out of these last two videos. Strep makes you sleepy as fuck, whatever that means!

Another failed impression for you. Darrell Hammond called and asked me not to ruin his (Ethan) craft anymore.

Thanks for everything, all the time always.