"This B is TV-Free": Day Thirteen

My body is practically shut down at the moment, so it's hard for me to think. Hopefully I can do comedy again tomorrow.

In the meantime, Amy Poehler.

Also, thanks for spending time on this. Maybe it's nothing to you, but it's everything to me... I don't get much sappier than that.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Twelve

I apologize for my manners in this video, but I'm about to pass out hardcore to some Nyquil, so I ain't got time to care.

Anyway, enjoy my sordid affair with Panda Express.

And, also, Jennifer Lawrence.

Dear Lovelies, I love you. Love, B (Beyonce and/or Barbara)

"This B is TV-Free": Day Eleven

JENNIFER LAWRENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just can't even.

And I'm running on caffeine for the first time in like a week anddddd headache tomorrow for sure, totally worth it, for not sure.

Another impression in there for you guys.

Thank you thank you thank you!

"This B is TV-Free": Day Ten

Well, this is officially the earliest in the day I've ever posted the video. Now, let me do nothing else the rest of the day...

And I am aware that "Best Actress in a Leading Movie" is not a category... but it should be.

Thanks, I love you, some of you, figure it out.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Nine

Another one with guest stars! The other one I planned a lot, and this one I planned not at all. Two very different experiences, both very fun, both kind of hard to cut.

The best thing about this was that something was FINALLY spoiled for me. I had no idea about what was going on with Ann Perkins and Chris. That's a genuine reaction. And that was pretty cool.

Also, who knew we had so many musicians up in here? Thanks for everything, all the time always.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Eight

You'll notice (you probably won't) that I just start talking about today, Thursday, like it is yesterday, Wednesday, but, in a way, in context, yesterday is today... and today is the future? That has been the hardest thing, keeping the timeline straight. And having a holiday on Monday, like, what is this week?

Also, I cut my finger on the ironing BOARD. Clarity, Barbara. 

Thank you, lovelies, for watching or not watching. Thank you for being lovelies.

"This B is TV-Free": Day Seven

Back to me, hanging out, alone, and talking to myself.

One week in, and there is still two minutes of footage where I just sit around until I am comfortable enough to speak. THAT shit is funny.

And I got some new glasses today. Which are sitting on top of my head... cool story, bro!